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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Orwell Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:43 pm
Queer folk, them Bree-landers. 
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:51 pm
Yes, very friendly and all l but not like proper respectable Forumshire hobbits. Queer ideas I hear.{{{ I mean Mrs Figg is a Breelander after all}}
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Mrs Figg Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:14 am
what I lack in Respectability I gain in Queerness.
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:27 am
That is very true 
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Eldorion Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:27 am
Is that why you two aren't officially married yet?
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:34 am
Its not my fault its Figg. And I wish she would hurry up about 'cause my barrels not getting any tidier now that I've been leaving all the housework for her arrival.
And I wish she would hurry up about 'cause my barrels not getting any tidier now that I've been leaving all the housework for her arrival. _________________
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Orwell Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:52 am
Talk about Worse Case Scenarios. I plan to object at the Wedding! Imagine how bad things will be when they're married and they don't have to be nice to each other...
Yes, I said 'nice' to each other! I assume they'll take each other for granted after they're married. Think about how 'nice' they are to each other now and then try to imagine them being 'not as nice' to each other.
And you know how much they hang out their dirty washing in public now - surely that won't change...!
{{{Run for the hills, folks!}}}
Yes, I said 'nice' to each other! I assume they'll take each other for granted after they're married. Think about how 'nice' they are to each other now and then try to imagine them being 'not as nice' to each other.
And you know how much they hang out their dirty washing in public now - surely that won't change...!
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Eldorion Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:13 am
{{{Maybe that's why Norc keeps rebuffing me. 
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Mirabella Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:42 am
You smell of peppermint, Eldo. How sweet.Eldorion wrote:{{{}}}
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Mrs Figg Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:42 pm
someone is going to get a rude awakening
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:00 pm
That is my favourite sort of awakening well next to one involving buckie obviously, and if you could combine the two.....
well next to one involving buckie obviously, and if you could combine the two....._________________
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by richardbrucebaxter Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:56 am
Someone obviously hasn't read the book...
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by halfwise Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:12 pm
Which book? I found one christian book about everything thought right is wrong and one erotic book about a married couple and a stranger with that title. Maybe they both apply?
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
by Sinister71 Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:06 am
"Someone obviously hasn't read the book... "
I'm not sure which book but I got a really good picture book with no need to read it.
I'm not sure which book but I got a really good picture book with no need to read it.
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