Re: The New Improved Girlie Gossip thread - boys out!!

by Ringdrotten Mon May 23, 2011 11:47 pm

Ouch

by odo banks Mon May 23, 2011 11:48 pm

Doesn't sound like a respectable word.... no wonder I couldn't spell it.

by Ringdrotten Mon May 23, 2011 11:51 pm

Quite right, sounds like someone's been dropping acid or something affraid

by Baingil Mon May 23, 2011 11:56 pm

My school had spelling lessons. I recommend them. Wink

by Ringdrotten Mon May 23, 2011 11:58 pm

Sounds like a good school study

by Baingil Mon May 23, 2011 11:59 pm

Good Odo seems to question its respectability, though. Rolling Eyes

by Ringdrotten Tue May 24, 2011 12:01 am

Well, there isn't a thing or a person in the world whose respectability hasn't been questioned by Odo Laughing

by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 24, 2011 12:03 am

I think you will find Ringdrotten that whilst that may be true it is not considered respectable to point it out!

by Baingil Tue May 24, 2011 12:06 am

I question Odo's respectability.

by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 24, 2011 12:08 am

Such talk. Out loud too where people where can hear it! I'm speechless. I shudder to think what Odo will be! Unbelievable! Evil or Very Mad

by Baingil Tue May 24, 2011 12:09 am

I'm not scared of Odo, I irritate him enough already that a little more won't make much difference.

by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 24, 2011 12:14 am

But its just not right, not proper or decent to, you know, publicly question his respectability in such a fashion. Alright we all know its a bit tarnished but you don't say so. Just not good hobbit behaviour- problems should be swept under the carpet where you can't see them and they can fester, and NEVER be spoken about!

by Ringdrotten Tue May 24, 2011 12:16 am

((((((((((((let's keep it down, shall we? Some people are trying to read here study

)))))))))))))))))

by odo banks Tue May 24, 2011 12:35 am

Well said, Mr Tyrant ((((((((((((I think)))))))))! I would start an Order of Respectability here, but I'd be to only one eligible. Sad, really. There is much to do but not enough workers! As to ME commenting. Well, isn't it wise that the wise say something about respectability. It's only when people who have no claim to own respectability start talking about respectability that it's not respectable! As to being unable to spell disrespectable words, my defense is, how would I be able to readily spell them if I'm not familiar with them? Logic! It's just logic! (Hallucinogenic? It's just one of those silly made up words anyway!)

by Eldorion Tue May 24, 2011 12:46 am

I think it's clear that Odo and Baingil have very different definitions of respectability. Razz

by Baingil Tue May 24, 2011 12:55 am

odo banks wrote:As to being unable to spell disrespectable words, my defense is, how would I be able to readily spell them if I'm not familiar with them? Logic! It's just logic!

It's called School. I recommend it.

by Eldorion Tue May 24, 2011 12:58 am

Odo, these girls are just walking all over you. lol!

by Ringdrotten Tue May 24, 2011 1:04 am

by Eldorion Tue May 24, 2011 1:05 am

om nom nom

by odo banks Tue May 24, 2011 2:30 am

I hope they're not wearing high heels... Embarassed

... no, not high heels.... What?! Walking over me? Rubbish! As to schools, I only know the one...the one worthy one that is! study

by Baingil Tue May 24, 2011 2:39 am

If it can't teach one to spell it's not worth the time of the truly intelligent. Wink

by odo banks Tue May 24, 2011 2:44 am

If it can't teach one to spell it's not worth the time of the truly intelligent.

Who told you that, I wonder... Shocked

It's one of Mother Superior's favorite sayings...

by Baingil Tue May 24, 2011 2:53 am

Common sense. Maybe one day it will be widely available.

by odo banks Tue May 24, 2011 3:46 am

Maybe there's hope for yet, Baingil! Very Happy

(Of you becoming a HP that is! Wink

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by janesmith Tue May 24, 2011 5:14 am

Dear Forumshire Folk,

After discussions with one of our most respected Patrons (who is far too modest to be named), we on the board of Our Lady have agreed to conduct an Outreach Program to any interested parties. Now, our respected Patron has given me a list of names of Ladies (sic) and gentlehobbits (sic) who are in Dire Need of Urgent Respectification (in order of urgency).

Kafria,
Gandalfs Beard,
Squach,
Baingil,
Mr Tyrant,
Eldorion,
Ally
and (possibly, but too early to say yet)
Springstar,
and
Orwell.

The course will be in three parts.

(1) How to both Find and Use a Proper Dictionary,
(2) How to Dress Sensibly,
(3) How to Walk without Mincing,
(4) How to Quit Drinking Buckie
(5) How to Buy Trousers (Scotshobbits Only)
(6) How to Smoke Pipeweed Appropriately,
(7) Beginners Sewing (Girls Only),
( Cool

Beginners Spanking (Boys Only, manikins supplied),
(9) How to Do What One is Told,
(10) How to Politely Avoid Forumshire Picnics.

If anyone is interested, please reply to me at,
Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock,
Froggyjump Road,
Frogmorton.

:-Jane
Mother Superior