The Gundulf/Smaug thread of BS, round two

[gray gundulf]

hi frends and m8s

i hop u missd me my mum tuk mi laptope - fkin bitche hahahaha

how r u norc my wife frend m8 haha? frend sorri

petty i thinke we got off on rong foot, luk at numbr 4 hahahahaha

[Eldorion]

Good to see you back, Gundulf! No need to go off on your mom like that though.

[gray gundulf]

haha ye im sorri i was just rely mad at her it was rely unfare haha.

shes rely protectiv ovr me haha

[gray gundulf]

bt i supoose thts a gd thinge these days wit all the crim nd stabiins and shoting and steelings

[Sunset Smaug]

Hi there,

I've been lingering on this site for a couple of months now actually, yet I've never had the courage to make an account and set up shop. Now i've finally plucked up the courage to enter the party and say hey, i'm here to stay. So hello everyone!

Just a little bit of intel on me, I'm 42, I have a gorgeous wife (who rarely lets me on the computer! (lol)) Ooh, you see that? Bracketception there! Let's see what else, ahh yes. Two lovely children, boy and girl, ages 5 and 15. Ones going through preschool, ones doing GCSE's, big age gap I know!

I currently work as a shoe store manager, where I've worked for the past 15 years. Oooooh how exciting, I know, you're jealous already arent you! lol.

LOTR and The Hobbit have been a big part of my life since I was young, I used to sit in a treehouse with my friends and delve into the world of Middle Earth whilst sipping down a nice hot cocoa.  

Want to make some new friends who actually appreciate the art of Tolkein, rather than a few 20 year old females who simply laugh at it. The buggers.

So hello, thats me, Sunset Smaug in a nutshell. Please feel free to call me Barry and make me feel welcome!

[Sunset Smaug]

 Having a bit of trouble reading you there friend! But nice to meet you anyway, I'm new here! Just learning the ropes! 

[Eldorion]

Hi Sunset Smaug, nice to meet you! I'm glad you decided to join up and start posting. I actually have to leave in a minute so I can get to my job at a bookstore (not a manager ), but it's nice to meet you. Feel free to call me Eldo, that's what most everyone does.

[Lancebloke]

Hi Barry - welcome to the forum.

Just so you know, there is an official introductions thread. I am sure some people will find this thread but everyone knows about the official one.

Nice to have another person on board.

[Sunset Smaug]

Hi there Eldo!

Thanks for such a swift reply, haha well someones got to do the hard work. As manager all I do is sit and twiddle my thumbs lol.

[Sunset Smaug]

Hi there Lance.

Terribly sorry about that old chap, I'll leave it here for now though. Only been on here five minutes and already making mistakes and embarassing myself! Ah well... 

[gray gundulf]

wut u trin to say m8

tht aktuly hert my feelins so can u stop pls m8 thnks pls

[Sunset Smaug]

Well I didn't mean to do that, I really am terribly sorry...

Loving the name by the way! You seem like a real trooper.

[Lancebloke]

 

Nothing embarrassing about that. Just thought I would let you know about it in case you wanted to post there or even spy on some of the people that have introduced themselves before to get to know us a bit better.

I am sure you will join the rest of us in embarrassing ourselves in the future too!!

[bungobaggins]

 

Hi, Barry! Don't worry about the "Official Introduction" thread. It's a load of hooey if you ask me.  

Hope you like it here!

[Lancebloke]

Was only trying to be helpful.

 

[gray gundulf]

im havein truble redding u hahahaha

read numbr 2

[bungobaggins]

 

Sorry, Lance.

[Sunset Smaug]

Guys dont have a squaffle over me!

Gundulf, I dont understand..? haha, you seem a bit different than the others here! 

[gray gundulf]

y dos evry1 h8 me her

i tri nd mak frends and evry1 jus tels me off. fk u

[gray gundulf]

omfg

[Sunset Smaug]

 OH SHUSH!

[gray gundulf]

lissen newby

im an old membr u hav no rite 2 talk 2 me liek tht!!!!!!!

u only joind 2day hahaha newbi new pls

[Norc]

hi, sunset smaug  wonderful name  always nice to see new faces ^^ I am norc, and i am not a 20 year old something girl who laughs at tolkien

also,{{{{nevermind gundulf, we're not sure yet whether or not he's a troll, might have to call the fjordian army and get some troll-investigaters in}}}}

[gray gundulf]

hey norc wife

[Norc]

i'de like a divorce.