Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]

by CC12 35 Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:56 pm

"YOU LIKE KILLING? YOU LIKE DEATH? I SHALL GIVE IT TO YOU." #things2sayduringsex

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:00 am

i like they used greenscreen, less spoilery Shrugging

but seriously though, i dunno why they haven't just put a lid on it all, like.. show all these blogs adn shit after? srsly... the movie will hold no surprise.

okay. Tauriel (how the fuck do u pronounce her name?!) i love her hair, but as Petty points out.. why make her "a man", but, there is only one line to gp by. also, she is much (MUCH!) younger than Thrandypants and Leggie, and she has never been outside mirkwood. she's a young elf (whatever that means.. 100?)

oh, and petty, did u really see the whole live stream link? i didn't bother, i felt it was enough with those small clips and gifs Razz

haha, time saved Very Happy

lake town looked good btw, a bit gloomy, but we'll see when the movie comes out (it reminded me of somethign i saw it POTC)

oh and i really like where they are going with Thranduil! Those small glimpses looks stunning (I am a huge Lee Pace fan btw). But i am a little bothered by the "face-of" between Thorin and Thranduil. They are the same height? what's that about?

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:03 am

"YOU LIKE KILLING? YOU LIKE DEATH? I SHALL GIVE IT TO YOU." #things2sayduringsex- CC

lol!

No I havent seen all of it Norc- just bits and pieces as I can find them- and the links you posted.

Although dunno how you know Lake Towns gloomy- looks mainly GREEN! Very Happy

by Mrs Figg Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:10 am

WOW thanks Norc! that was amazing. Razz

Thranduil is gorgeous. thats all I have to say on the matter. Laughing

Tauriel. nice hair shame about the dialogue.

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:13 am

'nice hair'

Ah that must be the feminie aspect Boyen was so keen on introducing.

by Eldorion Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:13 am

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Thranduil looks high as fuck.

by Mrs Figg Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:15 am

he's languid like a Boss.

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:15 am

shhh... Thranduil looks magnificant. Randy Thrandy.. he's king of party and sass Razz

can i just point out we've only heard one line from Tauriel, so calm yo' tits.

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:17 am

So just me who thinks he looks a bit of a dickhead then? Shrugging

One line Norc- but it is painfully shit. Doesnt exactly inspire hope for a character who has sounded like a bad idea since announced, inserted for the wrong reasons, by people with no grasp of Tolkiens writing style.

by Mrs Figg Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:19 am

ok I'll calm my tits.

done.

Sleep

and yes it is just you Petty, he's dreamyswoonsomeyeahbaby.

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:21 am

Do you play them a soothing tune? scratch

by Mrs Figg Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:23 am

no silly they dont have ears. Rolling Eyes

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:24 am

by azriel Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:38 am

Twitter question – will the Necromancer play a bigger part, and PJ says

yes and nothing else.
Dont think I like this Suspect

by CC12 35 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:39 am

oh my

by azriel Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:46 am

Yes Norc, we are lucky to have you ! thanks for spoilers, seems odd that Thandymandypandypants is same-ish height as Thorin ?

by chris63 Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:33 am

by chris63 Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:34 am

Thought he was holding a wooden leg. lol

by chris63 Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:38 am

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:48 am

azriel wrote:Twitter question – will the Necromancer play a bigger part, and PJ says

yes and nothing else.
Dont think I like this

well... anything would be playing a bigger part as he isn't in the book.. duh.. Rolling Eyes

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:49 am

azriel wrote:Yes Norc, we are lucky to have you ! thanks for spoilers, seems odd that Thandymandypandypants is same-ish height as Thorin ?

yes, thank you. Is that rehearsel, is he standing on a box or what?! are the wooldelf the same height?! i don't get this.. the scene looked awesome though, b\but the height?!

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:50 am

what did u post chris?

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:34 am

A few things from Torn's breakdown of the preview event that stood out for me-

"Bard is taking the Dwarves and their barrels across the river, in a boat."

Eh?

Bilbo – “I should never have left Bagend. We have a saying in the Shire, we learn it from birth, Never Venture East.”

They do!? Dont remember that. And what about west?- the seas not that far away yet apparently few Hobbits have ever seen it- so presumably they have another saying "never venture west, or north, or south!"

"elf troop, with Legolas and Tauriel, fighting orcs"

I think this must be a different book!

"Laketown and the Master looking smarmy, and his manservant looks a bit like Grima"

Oh good more stuff thats just like he did in LotR's. Mad

'They’ve made Bard like Robin Hood, is he good or bad.'

Or just terribly scripted? Place your bets.

'Evangeline sends a question – What will Thranduil’s realm be like?
PJ mentions that Green Screens is why she does not know what the realm looks like.'

Um shouldnt the actors on the greenscreen sets at least get to see some artwork to have a clue what they are supposed to be seeing and reacting to? No wonder the actors look lost half the time.

'PJ says that Gandalf goes to see the tombs of the Witch-king
Gandalf in a cavern, showing a dark doorway that appears to be blown open from within. He then goes inside, and sees a bird flies out of broken stonework, and then sees Radagast. The Nine tombs were broken open from the inside.'

Bye bye Tolkiens carefully planned out histories. Sad

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:36 am

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:24 pm

sometimes tumblr.
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