"The Road goes ever on" or Bilbo's traveling song. A new version by Seventeen Sisters.

Happy Hobbit Day Everyone!!!!!!!



I suspect an Advert!

But I will let it pass, as you girlies are kind of cutsey! And we like cutesy here! Least, I do.

Orwell Moderator of Vengeance

I could only count two sisters! Talk about ripped off!

I've been checking out Seventeen Sisters (at least five of them) and I think I like the Cute One best. I like girls who try very hard to become famous. There should be more of it.

If I wasn't a ghost, I might go very much for the Cute One.

That goes without saying.

Zey may zing lik baunshees butt zar buttz ar neece!

Their breasts!
Their breasts!
Their lively breasts!
Oh how callously part-hidden
yes, partially disguised...

but who can but
remark upon
their white bosomed cleavages
especially the Cute One

And their butts!
Their butts!
Strange as an Ozhobbit should say it,
Them being 'bums'
Downunder!
But butts they are
in Americohobbitland
And I'm jiggy wi-it!

And smiles,
Yes smiles
(Especially the Cute One!)
Yes, I've seen them -
Yes,
They have heads -
Heads that sing!

Oh Sweet Eru,
Bless them Seventeen Sisters -
Though one wonders if Odo might not be
their Daddio?

Seventeen Singing Sisters -
Tho' I've only seen Five...
Alas Alack Alooo!


Percy Bysse Shelley: "Ode to Seventeen Sisters" (written
posthumously).

Wisey's Ghost,

Hey! The Cute One is a lot younger than I thought! Eegad! Now, I think I'm a big (slightly) fat meany.... {{{Then again.... }}}

zey mite bee neece gurleyz butt zey woodna las lung doon za mins! Nott won cullus amidem!

Now Biffo, not all girls should be judged on their fitness for mining. Some are good for cooking, cleaning, child-bearing, dusting and pole dancing. These Seventeen Sisters appear to be of the latter kind, and there's nothing wrong with that, providing they become respectable pole dancers.

And, of course, there's Eel Wrangling.

Yes, and Eel Wrangling.

And Mediums. There are just not enough Mediums I've found, especially since I passed over.

Nor Concubines.

Zar ar nefer enuff conkybins, naw.

One wonders if concubines are actually respectable...?

Don't be such a prudegeist, Uncle Odo!

Orwell wrote:Nor Concubines.

Isn't that an animal with lots of pricks ?

Now, Bella, you know I'm not a prudegeist - not in the least... Now Sister Theresa, well there's a genuine prudegeist and no mistake... Not that there's anything wrong with that...

chris63 wrote:

Orwell wrote:Nor Concubines.

Isn't that an animal with lots of pricks ?

I sometimes wonder if One day we might have just One serious conversation - One serious Thread? No, here comes Chris - and straight from the Peanut Gallery!

I've heard Chris is the biggest Peanut of all.

Its 6.30am, cheering myself up before work

He is of course Brittowestozhobbitstanian, Orwell, which explains just about everything in my humble opinion.

Sunday bloody sunday

Work on a Sunday, Chris? Sweet Eru eat my galoshes! I thought only fools like me did that?

Mind you - and I would never wish to rub it in - but I've just started Holidays for THREE WEEKS!