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Re: Retrieving old posts
by David H Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:39 pm
And I'll bet that llama knew exactly where there nearest elephant poo was when he decided to run off. There devious are those llamas!
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by David H Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:25 pm
Yeah...llama spit 
....When Sir Francis Drake landed on the Pacific coast of South America, he describes the Spaniards as riding curiously large sheep. You can tell that Drake doesn't quite know what to make of these beasts (or of the Spaniards for that matter.
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....When Sir Francis Drake landed on the Pacific coast of South America, he describes the Spaniards as riding curiously large sheep. You can tell that Drake doesn't quite know what to make of these beasts (or of the Spaniards for that matter. )
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Amarië Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:03 pm
... and now you're marrying Petty.Mrs Figg wrote:my dad has just reminded me of stuff I got up to in the past, like the time when I was 10, I rode a Llama in Bellevue zoo and it ran off with me and it tried to escape with me on its back, it ran down the main road after escaping its pen, and then catapulted me into some elephant poo. and the time I got involved in a shoot out in a shopping mall in Moss Side, these criminals were shooting each other over a balcony and I jumped into a dustbin to save myself as bullets whizzed round me. I Always end up somewhere smelly.
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:20 pm
Hey!!
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Kafria Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:31 am
Yeah, I'm sure a wet barrel, stuck in the mud under a tree and full of snoring, crabbit scots hobbit is a very fragrant place to live! 
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:36 am
humph, I smell only of buckie and damp tartan. 
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by David H Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:35 pm
Yep, damp from sleeping in the muck of my pig stye!Pettytyrant101 wrote:humph, I smell only of buckie and damp tartan.
Even the pigs were complaining about the smell!
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:59 pm
Amarië wrote:... and now you're marrying Petty.Mrs Figg wrote:my dad has just reminded me of stuff I got up to in the past, like the time when I was 10, I rode a Llama in Bellevue zoo and it ran off with me and it tried to escape with me on its back, it ran down the main road after escaping its pen, and then catapulted me into some elephant poo. and the time I got involved in a shoot out in a shopping mall in Moss Side, these criminals were shooting each other over a balcony and I jumped into a dustbin to save myself as bullets whizzed round me. I Always end up somewhere smelly.
I will suffer the slings and arrows of that outrageously drunk Scottish barbarian
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:11 am
What about me!? I have to put up with your wrangling at all hours, and there's always ladies in your shop, and when go I anywhere near they glance over and I can hear them giggling and laughing - and that is the worse noise known to male ears. 
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Mrs Figg Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:15 am
its because your sporan squeaks mid-wrangle
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:26 am
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Eldorion Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:43 am
I don't think I've ever seen Petty blush except at things Mrs Figg has said. 
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by RA Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:53 am
awww 
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Eldorion Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:07 pm
Petty and Figgy are proof that Forumshire matchmakers know what they're doing.
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:20 pm
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Eldorion Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:24 pm
We know how lovesick and lonesome you get when Figgy isn't around! 
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:40 pm
I am not lovesick!! I'm, I, I'm missing, um, Odo, yes that's it! I'm missing being made crabbit by that infurating OZhobbit. AND NOTHING ELSE!
{{{{She loves me -ouch!- she loves me not-ouch!- she loves me -ouch!- she love me not -OUCH--- whoever thought this up as a way of finding out obviously didnt live in a country of bloody thistles }}}}}
I'm, I, I'm missing, um, Odo, yes that's it! I'm missing being made crabbit by that infurating OZhobbit. AND NOTHING ELSE! {{{{She loves me -ouch!- she loves me not-ouch!- she loves me -ouch!- she love me not -OUCH---
whoever thought this up as a way of finding out obviously didnt live in a country of bloody thistles }}}}}_________________
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by halfwise Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:33 pm
Just to make sure you see this Eldo, the linkage to the Old Forum now goes to modern Bree.
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Re: Retrieving old posts
by Bluebottle Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:07 am
Does that mean it goes nowhere now? 
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