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Now be reasonable Porgy you can't be blaming me- I mean doesn't Wisey read the newspapers? Oh my is that the time, I really must be going from this thread.

Well I suppose by definition spaying is family unfriendly. Knowing Pretty it wouldn't help anyway she'd just treat it as a licence to be even worse. The shame she brings on our good Scotshobbit name, not even charging for it!

Pettytyrant101 wrote: Now be reasonable Porgy you can't be blaming me- I mean doesn't Wisey read the newspapers? Oh my is that the time, I really must be going from this thread.

(((((Thank goodness he doesn't read that trash! )))))

Pettytyrant101 wrote: Well I suppose by definition spaying is family unfriendly. Knowing Pretty it wouldn't help anyway she'd just treat it as a licence to be even worse. The shame she brings on our good Scotshobbit name, not even charging for it!

But I just know I can change her... It's my women's intuition speaking to me. Petty, you must not be stubborn. How can I get into contact with her? (I fear going to Dark Planet.... It's worse than Mordor by all accounts ... Though I also hear the streets are cleaner with no litter left anywhere).

More like your woman's libido speaking to you. You don't want to get invovled with Pretty, Mirabella, and I don't want her having an excuse to be about here more often- I know how that goes. Painfully! Besides Purist Publications have her contracted to work as their Dark Planet reporter so sh'es stuck there for now.

For the hard working Sargeant who noone appreciates. Prancing Pony Bar and Grill. Later. Let me show you some appreciation. xxx

How did you even know?

Oh you know me Petty dear, its my 5th extra sense. You should see what I can do with the other 4.

Uugrh Pretty! I don't want to hear your...talk. I'm going back to my barrell.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:More like your woman's libido speaking to you.

You are such a boor, Petty, an utter boor... err... what's that Uncle Odo?... ... Sorry... ... Petty, you are a bore, an utter bore! Not only that, you are utterly disrespectable... though, I suppose... you already know that... hold on a minute... ... ... No you are a "boor"... Get away Uncle! No, I fully realize that there are more than one meaning of a word that sounds the same... They're spelled differently! Yes... boar, too... mind you, he is a pig in some ways... No, not in the same way as Orwell... but... hee hee... no won't say it, Orwell gets a bit sensitive about those jokes... Get off, Uncle... I don't care if you can get water from a bore, what I want to say is that Petty is a "boor". So there!

Are you there still, Petty? I don't care if you aren't, I still want you to tell Pretty that I want to talk to her... And no more "libido" jokes, you disgusting, hobbit!

Oh Pretty you snuck in while I was posting oooh.. giggle giggle... I don't know what to say now...

((((((Uncle, write this down... Prancing Pony Bar and Grill!))))

"no more "libido" jokes"

And you want to hook up with Pretty? She is the emodiement of a libido joke.
Um she's has gone hasn't she?

(WHACK!!) No, still here.

Ouch! How the hell do you get an entire brick in a pink clutch bag?

I'm not sure about this. What if children are watching. As this is, in a sense, My thread, can people please respect my discomfort and perhaps encrypt their activities and conversations. (This means you two, Petty and Pretty!)

On this occasion the "Spell of Forumshire Residents Only (Encryption)" would do nicely = [[[[[ ]]]]]

We don't want to offend possible (Family Friendly) Newbies with that kind of violence. That would would not be nice.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:How... do you get an entire brick in a pink clutch bag?

A woman's purse is bottomless.

Oh good, someone sensible has arrived. Hello Baingil. I did want this to be a serious thread. Can you help?

Sensible? Me?

Er... maybe?

How disappointing. I wonder where Ally and Tinuviel are?

(((((Yay, managed to escape responsibility again. )))))

Cinnamon? I wonder what's up....?

Smells good, doesn't it?

Baingil, I smell a rat - but it's a very sweet smelling rat, I grant you!

Forumshire Folks! I've had a thought. The Councillors on Dark Planet remind me of the Sanhedrin, whose main crime was being out of touch (though killing Jesus wasn't a good move either). Looking at the number of posts they are getting on Dark Planet, I think they should have welcomed Petty's marvellous Youtube clip. People seeing it might get their juices going to the benefit of both forums. That clip just exudes life in my opinion. Still gives me butterflies.

Thanks Eldo!

And me, Eldo? How about, "Woman strong enough to not fear beauty"?

Ooooh and me, dear boy: "Dutiful Consort"!