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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:24 pm
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:25 am
Hee hee, I know !! What were we reading as kids ? 
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Eldorion Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:22 am
I saw this while waiting at a light on my way home from work today.
![Not so crabbit now! [2] - Page 13 YEQvEdql](https://i.imgur.com/YEQvEdql.jpg)
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:41 am
I bet that looks good when the wipers go on Ive seen doggy tails used on wipers & that looks funny when they get going.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:06 pm
Oh no! haha
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:12 pm
No that's in reference to a sort of lane-number thing. I believe. It's not an actual measurement of anything.Mrs Figg wrote:I noticed that sign said 29.9 metres, surely it should be 0 metres. otherwise landing is going to be complicated.
Another possible theory though for the photo is that maybe the picture-taker woke up on the plane, didn't see anyone else seated near him, looked out the window and took a photo, didn't see anyone in THAT either, and assumed the worst: that he was alone forever on the face of the earth!
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by bungobaggins Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:41 pm
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:57 pm
This is just perfect.
https://homes.yahoo.com/blogs/spaces/wife-lists--utterly-crap--mobile-home-on-ebay-after-husband-s-drunken-buying-spree-004514558.html
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Mrs Figg Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:12 am
"Q: Is your husband also responsible for the half arsed (I'm being generous) re-roofing project behind picture No. 1 ?
A: How rude. That is our house."
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:32 pm
Brilliant Churchill retorts in the House of Commons no127#
Irate MP to an apparently sleeping Churchill- "Must you sleep when I am speaking?"
Churchill without stirring- "No, it is entirely voluntary."
Irate MP to an apparently sleeping Churchill- "Must you sleep when I am speaking?"
Churchill without stirring- "No, it is entirely voluntary."
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:56 pm
I just read the following: "Last year Brits consumed 2 billion liters of bottled water; but they drank 3 times as much tea, and 5 times as much beer."
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:28 pm
Make your Dad mad- radio Clyde wind up- daughter pretends to her dad she is going to do a photoshoot for Zoo-
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Mrs Figg Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:30 pm
zoo? is she pretending to be a monkey? or bear? BOOM! BOOM! 
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Sat Oct 31, 2015 10:38 am
Oh what ! Great fun !! I love a prank it has to be said, & winding up someone who is easy to explode is SO much fun !! I enjoyed that !
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:33 pm
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:31 am
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:15 am
Awh Halfy ! he's lovely ! he's SO happy ! 
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:04 pm
http://www.odometer.com/lifestyle/36491/15-crazy-redneck-inventions-that-are-actually-borderline-genius
If not from the US of A, a "redneck" is a country boy. The term is often used somewhat derisively if you're not one, with pride if you are one. I'd lean towards the proud side any day - as Farmer Dave shows there's probably more intellect and creativity in the country than in the city.
If not from the US of A, a "redneck" is a country boy. The term is often used somewhat derisively if you're not one, with pride if you are one. I'd lean towards the proud side any day - as Farmer Dave shows there's probably more intellect and creativity in the country than in the city.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:28 pm
Nothing like good old improvisation
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by David H Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:02 am
halfwise wrote:- as Farmer Dave shows there's probably more intellect and creativity in the country than in the city.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:45 pm
A classic bit of tweeting from the police on in the isle of Skye off the west coast of Scotland after they found a quantity of cocaine-
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Mon Jan 04, 2016 5:02 pm
that's exactly the kind of cheeky relationship which should exist between government and citizens. Let's them know they are respected but there are consequences.
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