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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
Poor Kirk.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
Im not sure what I just watched!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
Was it a furry anthem?
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Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
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"I'd rather not say who it was."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [2]
Seen that before with a different punchline, but that's great.
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chris63 wrote:
How embarrassing but true. My girlfriend's well some, dish the guys in Starbucks, but when they hear the buzz that they are tremendously wealthy, they practically terrorize them at their table the next.
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I'm not sure that would be funny even if I could speak Swedish...Norc wrote:norway vines..
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It was the worst, ,,,,,,I think.
hello dear Norc
hello dear Norc
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(It sort of fits...)
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