what sort of jokes can I get away with?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:26 pm
i'm clicking that but not its not doing anyhting??
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:58 pm
Hi Chris, We have those adverts here in UK, They are for "specsavers glasses", heres a "clean" one but I have found a Banned one also !
Eldo....how do I do a "spoiler" please ? Id like to put up the banned Advert, but in a spoiler for deffo !!
Eldo....how do I do a "spoiler" please ? Id like to put up the banned Advert, but in a spoiler for deffo !!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:04 pm
- Spoiler:
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:04 pm
Norc wrote:quote this and you'll see ^^ (you can also mark the text than click others and spoiler
- Spoiler:
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:11 pm
here goes ?!!!!!!!
- Spoiler:
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Mrs Figg Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:13 pm
what I do when I post a spoiler is go to the icon thingies in the post reply, there is a little square that says OTHERS, click on that and you will see SPOILER. click on spoiler, then between the two brackets
) you write stuff (
) you write stuff (
- Spoiler:
- and it should work
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Mrs Figg Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:16 pm
oh cool you posted while I was. glad you sorted it. I am hopeless at techno stuff
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:17 pm
Thanks you guys !!! Half the time its Pot Luck with me !!, & the other half, I dont know WHAT Im doing ! Its computer jargon that gets me ! Im better if you show me & walk me thru it. I dont wanna be thick,but I cant help it 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:58 pm
oh... my... dear... god... that... comercial...
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:15 pm
Yep ! Thats why I thought a spoiler would deffo be a good idea !!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:30 am
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:31 am
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:31 am
The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:19 am
( for each joke) _________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:16 pm
sooooo funnnnnnnnny
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:29 pm
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:59 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:27 am
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:29 am
#Swiftlogy The first time Taylor tried wearing red lipstick was her 2009 Allure magazine cover shoot
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:00 pm
azriel wrote:A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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