Re: Mayoralty 2014: nominations

by David H Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:02 pm

bungobaggins wrote:If you would have read my proposal, you would have seen that I represent the populism that Forumshire so desperately needs.

An Anarchist!?!?!?! Shocked

{{{{{{{{{Beware Bungo! They seem to have impounded my guillotine recently. Mad

In preparation for the elections no doubt! Evil or Very Mad

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by bungobaggins Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:06 pm

I'm not too concerned. I've got something in the works.

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by bungobaggins Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:08 pm

David H wrote:An Anarchist!?!?!?!

I think you meant to say Anti-Christ. Mad

by David H Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:14 pm

If I am elected Mayor of Forumshire, I pledge to aggressively preserve the status quo!
{{{and my head Nod

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Unless it has proved to be unsatisfactory.
Then I promise to change it!
{{{the status quo, not the head

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by bungobaggins Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:17 pm

It is unsatisfactory! Mad

by David H Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:18 pm

bungobaggins wrote:

I think you meant to say Anti-Christ.

An Anti-Christ?!?!?!?

Extremely Crabbit

BURN HIM! Extremely Crabbit

by David H Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:20 pm

bungobaggins wrote:It is unsatisfactory!

Well then I can count on your vote to change it!

by bungobaggins Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:31 pm

David H wrote:

An Anti-Christ?!?!?!?

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

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by Eldorion Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:09 pm

Just imagine what would happen if a Mayor ever started writing down all the unwritten rules of Forumshire. What would happen to royal (or administrative) privileges then? affraid

by Tinuviel Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:50 pm

We'd just get rid of said mayor! We are a shire built on lawlessness, and to have any would spell our doom! Besides, it's not like we've been particularly bad royals/admins! Why do they need to change things??

by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:06 pm

I dont like change Mad

as a quick look at my kilt will testify too. Twisted Evil

by azriel Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:35 pm

Stand well back please Ladies & Gentlemen, what we need is an exorcist. Twisted Evil

Bungo has evidently been over taken by demonic forces, poor sod, Time to slap it out of him & restore peace, order & tranquility to our happy home. Then we can get back to the usual running of things Nod

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by halfwise Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:14 am

For some reason the line that sticks in my head from that movie:

Young priest: "There seems to be four separate personalities..."

Old priest (the great Max von Sydow) vehemently: "NO! There is only one."

by Norc Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:08 pm

I thought i wrote a speech... scratch

must've dreamt it...

by Norc Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:09 pm

Ir was an awesome speech

by Mrs Figg Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:16 pm

Norc you need to step up your game, these boys are ahead of the Game of Mayorial Thrones.

by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:53 pm

Yeah you wont win an election Norc with an imaginary speech Mad

by Eldorion Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:21 pm

Norc wrote:Ir was an awesome speech

You can't just tease us like that and expect to win support! Mad

by Mrs Figg Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:57 pm

cumon Norc, the girls have to show this lot we mean buisness. we need policies, manifesto speeches, the full monty. bounce

by Eldorion Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:47 pm

I can't recall, are you a candidate in this race, Mrs Figg? You certainly seem to be in the electoral spirit. Very Happy

Mrs Figg wrote:the full monty.

Yes please. :brows:

by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:16 pm

Well its one way to win votes!

by bungobaggins Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:15 pm

azriel wrote:Stand well back please Ladies & Gentlemen, what we need is an exorcist. Bungo has evidently been over taken by demonic forces, poor sod, Time to slap it out of him & restore peace, order & tranquility to our happy home. Then we can get back to the usual running of things

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by Mirabella Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:37 pm

An open and honest campaign, warts and all. I certainly am willing to go the Full Monty and I assure you I have no warts. As to Orwell showing Eldo more respect - well, I'm prepared to ensure he gives Eldo all the respect he deserves.

by David H Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:44 pm

Mirabella wrote:An open and honest campaign, warts and all. I certainly am willing to go the Full Monty and I assure you I have no warts.

Oh yeah? Well two (or three) can play at that game! Nod

I for one have nothing to hide! :carrot:

Will there be jelly by any chance?

by Mirabella Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:03 am

Vote 1 Mirabella Banks and we'll see. flower