Manly Thread - Boys Only

[Orwell]

Now, if anyone wants to to chat about manly things, here you go, Men.

Umm... I think you can start, Petty...

[Mrs Figg]

well?

[Orwell]

Yes. Here's a chance for Petty to show his quality.

[Mrs Figg]

[CC12 35]

I read that in Boromìr style voice

[Orwell]

Do you mind, Ladies. You have your own thread for this kind of thing. Off you go... There's a gaggle of good girls then....

(Yes you can express whatever sexist ideas you want - - if it makes you happy. )

[Pettytyrant101]

Fair enough up to me is it.
Obviously any manly conversation has to sart with the traditional introductory speech, it goes like this- its your round Orwell, get 'em in so we can draw up a list on the back of a beer mat of which bits of the women on the forums jiggly bits we would put together to form the perfect lady.
Back in a mo, Im off for a quick slash and to see if I can chase that perfumed block right along the urinal and into the drain in one jet, no breaks. Anyone want to place a bet on it?

[Mrs Figg]

is there a manly locker room with sweaty sox lying around and congealed soaps with suspicious hairs, and grey towels that smell of mould and crusty undies and stuff?. and does the loo have skid marks and more suspicious hairs on the seat and no toilet paper? ((((because men think toilet paper magically appears from the toilet paper fairy)))

[Pettytyrant101]

Nope there a bar, somewhere to piss, well roughly. And those photo board cutouts covered in peanut bags, where every time you buy a pack you get a bit closer to seeing nipple.
Now please vacate the mans space before your perfume dispells the aroma of sweat, urine and buckie.

[Mrs Figg]

that sounds about right. Pork Scratchings.

[Pettytyrant101]

Oh great Orwell, ask me to start a bit of manliness about the place and then you bugger off and leave me with all the women.......hold on a minute, what did I just say?

[azriel]

[Mrs Figg]

Moisturiser?

[CC12 35]

my bra has this super neat feature where at any given moment the straps could come unhooked & all day i live in fear of it happening, fun

[Pettytyrant101]

Whatever it was Mrs Figg it didnt happen to me- if you had a picture of a face that has been looking at the world for more than forty years and finding it all woefully below standard, then marinate it in buckie and cigarretes smoke for 20 odd years, kick it a few times when its down, and then drag it backwards through a hedge, if you had a picture of a face like that, it would be pointing in the right direction.

[Pettytyrant101]

my bra has this super neat feature where at any given moment the straps
could come unhooked & all day i live in fear of it happening, fun - CC

CC that is not a manly subject! ... Um, hold on...pull up a chair!

[CC12 35]

does anyone know where I can get a grey leather jacket and really nice sleeveless summery blouse?

[Pettytyrant101]

Look CC this is the mans thread- fo manly things- we dont have clothes pole we have the sort you dance round- and if your not here to dance ( till your bra pings off like Babs Windsor in Carry on Camping- enough to get a glimpse but not long enough to oggle) then you are in the wrong thread!!!


{{{{Where are you Orwell?! You always do this, run away when the little ladies get fiesty }}}}

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the title suggests that women would enjoy its contents

[Pettytyrant101]

And are you?

[Orwell]

Look CC this is the mans thread- fo manly things- we dont have clothes pole we have the sort you dance round- and if your not here to dance ( till your bra pings off like Babs Windsor in Carry on Camping- enough to get a glimpse but not long enough to oggle) then you are in the wrong thread!!!


{{{{Where are you Orwell?! You always do this, run away when the little ladies get fiesty }}}}

Look I'm not the sort to poke a hornets nest and run off - nor, in fact, put a hornets nest in a room full of ladies and poke it, you know me better than that - I had to drive my Manly lad to school if you must know. Not that he's not Manly enough to catch a bus or anything ( ).

As to: - we dont have clothes pole we have the sort you dance round- "WE' means men and "YOU" means women, I trust?

Now - where's Halfy, or Rodney, or Chris, or David? It must be their turn now.


{{{NB Petty, what are the girls doing here? I made them a perfectly good thread, didn't I? }}}

[CC12 35]

when r u going to start posting pics then

[Orwell]

This bra of yours, Kooky? Hmm? Pics? Proof?

[Pettytyrant101]

"WE' means men and "YOU" means women, I trust?- Orwell

Well, couple a barrels from now I might give it a whirl.

{{Its always the same- golf clubs, gentlemen clubs- they always want to come in gibbering about equality or female orgasms or some other imaginary nonsense and then they just hang around being women- the whole point is to have somewhere where there are no bloody women. Its like they know- and wont let us!}}}}

[CC12 35]

i thought this was a thread to look @men