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fuck this shit.
by Norc Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:40 pm
fuck this.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
fuck my life.
fuck society.
fuck school.
fuck the teachers.
fuck chemistry.
fuck physics.
fuck fucking.
fuck særemne.
fuck lotr.
fuck saruman.
fuck the system.
fuck the internet.
fuck music.
fuck violin.
fuck everything.
fuck your mother.
fuck satan's wrinkled asshole.
fuck my life.
fuck homework.
fuck essays.
fuck tests.
fuck grades.
fuck assholes.
fuck shitty friends.
fuck lousy friends.
fuck fake friends.
fuck everyone.
fuck the future.
fuck yourself.
fuck horses.
fuck cars.
fuck furniture.
fuck backpacks.
fuck back-pain.
fuck cake.
fuck wine.
fuck birthday-parties.
fuck
just fuck.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
fuck my life.
fuck society.
fuck school.
fuck the teachers.
fuck chemistry.
fuck physics.
fuck fucking.
fuck særemne.
fuck lotr.
fuck saruman.
fuck the system.
fuck the internet.
fuck music.
fuck violin.
fuck everything.
fuck your mother.
fuck satan's wrinkled asshole.
fuck my life.
fuck homework.
fuck essays.
fuck tests.
fuck grades.
fuck assholes.
fuck shitty friends.
fuck lousy friends.
fuck fake friends.
fuck everyone.
fuck the future.
fuck yourself.
fuck horses.
fuck cars.
fuck furniture.
fuck backpacks.
fuck back-pain.
fuck cake.
fuck wine.
fuck birthday-parties.
fuck
just fuck.
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:41 pm
"fuck your mother"
I dont think thats very good advice!!! 
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:49 pm
I didnt know you were a Counterstrike player!
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:51 pm
Bad day? Try some buckie 
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:53 pm
Haha, I love you. You're great. 
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Orwell Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:58 pm
Ah! Teenage angst! Try reading Sylvia Plath's journals, Norc. I am doing so at the moment. She was an absolutely phenomenal talent! I think in some ways she was older at 18 than I am at 55.
Joking aside, truly amazing stuff! I'm going to read her poetry and the Bell Jar once I've finished reading her journals.
(Reading her makes me feel like I'm a precocious teenage girl all over again -- I'd totally forgotten that time in my life!)
Joking aside, truly amazing stuff! I'm going to read her poetry and the Bell Jar once I've finished reading her journals.
(Reading her makes me feel like I'm a precocious teenage girl all over again -- I'd totally forgotten that time in my life!)
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Orwell Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:08 am
I'm not sure that's legal even with consent. 
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Mrs Figg Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:08 am
hmm I dont know about fucking cake, unless its seed cake with bits that get between your teeths, in which case fuck that cake good and proper.
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Ringdrotten Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:17 am
Norc wrote:fuck this.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
fuck my life.
fuck society.
fuck school.
fuck the teachers.
fuck chemistry.
fuck physics.
fuck fucking.
fuck særemne.
fuck lotr.
fuck saruman.
fuck the system.
fuck the internet.
fuck music.
fuck violin.
fuck everything.
fuck your mother.
fuck satan's wrinkled asshole.
fuck my life.
fuck homework.
fuck essays.
fuck tests.
fuck grades.
fuck assholes.
fuck shitty friends.
fuck lousy friends.
fuck fake friends.
fuck everyone.
fuck the future.
fuck yourself.
fuck horses.
fuck cars.
fuck furniture.
fuck backpacks.
fuck back-pain.
fuck cake.
fuck wine.
fuck birthday-parties.
fuck
just fuck.
Now, why didn't I read this yesterday when I could've used a post like this?
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Tinuviel Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:54 am
Preach Norc, preach 
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Re: fuck this shit.
by RA Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:45 am
Norc wrote:fuck yourself.
but, why?_________________
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Re: fuck this shit.
by halfwise Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:15 pm
It's not quite the "I have a Dream" speech, but it kind of sticks with you.
I've realized if you invert the words you get a whole different sensation from it:
"this, fuck.
that, fuck.
me, fuck.
you, fuck.
my life, fuck.
society, fuck...."
Sort of builds rhythmically. But you'd want to keep the ending cadence:
"...cake, fuck.
wine, fuck.
parties, fuck.
fuck
just fuck."
I've realized if you invert the words you get a whole different sensation from it:
"this, fuck.
that, fuck.
me, fuck.
you, fuck.
my life, fuck.
society, fuck...."
Sort of builds rhythmically. But you'd want to keep the ending cadence:
"...cake, fuck.
wine, fuck.
parties, fuck.
fuck
just fuck."
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:43 pm
"I've realized if you invert the words you get a whole different sensation from it:
"this, fuck.
that, fuck.
me, fuck.
you, fuck.
my life, fuck.
society, fuck...."
Sort of builds rhythmically. But you'd want to keep the ending cadence:
"...cake, fuck.
wine, fuck.
parties, fuck.
fuck
just fuck." "- Halfwise
The poetry of swearing. I approve!
"this, fuck.
that, fuck.
me, fuck.
you, fuck.
my life, fuck.
society, fuck...."
Sort of builds rhythmically. But you'd want to keep the ending cadence:
"...cake, fuck.
wine, fuck.
parties, fuck.
fuck
just fuck."
"- HalfwiseThe poetry of swearing. I approve!
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Re: fuck this shit.
by Bluebottle Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:00 pm
Norc wrote:fuck this.
Ah, yes. Winston Churchill.
https://youtu.be/-Ldc-cWQKtU?t=4m27s
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