Face-Palm Thread
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Re: Face-Palm Thread
by chris63 Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:17 am
Florida
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
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Re: Face-Palm Thread
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:00 am
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Re: Face-Palm Thread
by Orwell Wed May 21, 2014 1:13 pm
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Re: Face-Palm Thread
by Pettytyrant101 Wed May 21, 2014 8:38 pm
Orwell? Is that you? Or am I hallucinating again, and if so why you, why couldn't it be the one with the go go girls and the trampoline? 
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Re: Face-Palm Thread
by Orwell Thu May 22, 2014 7:48 am
Go go girls and trampolines may be all well and good - and conjur up pleasant pictures, I grant ye - but since becoming a Survivalist, I have put away such juvenile pursuits - after a fashion....
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