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PJ's return to form
by Eldorion Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:56 am
The Return of the King (2003) - Masterful PJ
King Kong (2005) - Bad PJ
The Lovely Bones (2009) - Lousy PJ
The Hobbit (2012) - ???
Does The Hobbit represent a return to form for PJ in more than one way? And does its success depend on whether PJ gains or loses weight between now and December? The photographic evidence is hard to argue with.
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Re: PJ's return to form
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:48 am
I agreee with that except the masterful bit- at his worst would seem more appropriate.
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by Mrs Figg Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:08 pm
well he was huge during the making of LOTR and he is now getting fatter by the minute, so maybe the fatter he gets the better the films. more hobbity. 
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Re: PJ's return to form
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:02 pm
The bigger the budget film the more catering the more donuts he eats, thats my theory. And that the greater the consumption the further and further he rolls away from what he is supposed to be doing and instead starts filming a sugar induced hyper mess.
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Re: PJ's return to form
by Kafria Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:11 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:The bigger the budget film the more catering the more donuts he eats, thats my theory. And that the greater the consumption the further and further he rolls away from what he is supposed to be doing and instead starts filming a sugar induced hyper mess.
Sugar induced hyper and outlandish creation..... sounds fun, may have to give it a try!
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by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:13 pm
Just try not to be filming a beloved book to film adaptation when you do Kafria! 
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by Kafria Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:15 pm
(need a sulking emoticon)
thats no fun!
thats no fun!
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by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:16 pm
Ok you can do Harry Potter.
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by Kafria Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:21 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Ok you can do Harry Potter.
but i like hp!
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by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:22 pm
Exactly! 
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by Kafria Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:25 pm
i am trying to catch up on my reading - only now found the chared and smoking remains of the frodo parents thread... i take it back - I never said nuthin 'bout HP. honest!!
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by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:29 pm
Youre safe Kafria -my new crabbit meter is reading 'dangerously violent' so just my normal levels again. The world can knock me down but I will always get back up, arse first to wave it at it. 
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by Ally Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:55 pm
He's gained a lot of weight since 09 and you can't help but feel its the pressure of the industry causing this which is such a shame as I doubt he will ever replicate that classic turn of the century chubby PJ look 
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by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:16 am
What the industry is forcing food down his throat? I thnk you will find its his hands doing that Ally.
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by Orwell Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:56 am
It's a medical condition I heard... 'gluttinitis' or something... poor bugger... err... poor fat bugger... 
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Re: PJ's return to form
by malickfan Tue May 20, 2014 7:42 pm
Eldorion wrote:
Does The Hobbit represent a return to form for PJ in more than one way? And does its success depend on whether PJ gains or loses weight between now and December? The photographic evidence is hard to argue with.
A) No-whilst it was a more competently made big budget film, and more successful financially and artistically (The Lovely Bones was an overblown rather souless mess IMO, at least AUJ whatever it's flaws, actually felt like Jackson was connected to the source material, then again over confidence isn't exactly an improvement...)
B)Unfortunately we'll never know...
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by Eldorion Tue May 20, 2014 7:46 pm
Well PJ has regained more weight since I made this thread, but DOS was even worse than AUJ, so I'd say that the quality-weight connection was perhaps not as strong as I once supposed. 
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by malickfan Tue May 20, 2014 7:47 pm
Eldorion wrote:Well PJ has regained more weight since I made this thread, but DOS was even worse than AUJ, so I'd say that the quality-weight connection was perhaps not as strong as I once supposed.
Yeah. Maybe it was too do with his beard instead? I swear his beard has got thinner...
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by Tinuviel Tue May 20, 2014 10:46 pm
I was watching the AUJ appendices and his weight was all over the place between cuts! It clued me in to what part was filmed when. I think he gained the weight again after his ulcer thing he had. But yeah he's back to chubby but with salt and pepper hair that looks like a cow licks it every morning. That or he straightens it while blindfolded...
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by Forest Shepherd Thu May 22, 2014 10:20 pm
Even a blind man can have good-looking hair. He must straighten it by pouring grain all over his head and letting a herd of goats lick it all out again.
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by malickfan Thu May 22, 2014 11:04 pm
That goat licking thing does, weirdly enough, sound like a PJ gag...
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Re: PJ's return to form
by Tinuviel Fri May 23, 2014 12:31 am
Didn't his hair used to be curly?? I don't get it!
Yes they'd be goats with giant balls just like that pig in Hobbiton. In fact, it probably was the pig in Hobbiton that does the job every morning. That's how it got it's cameo.
Wow that was weird... 
Yes they'd be goats with giant balls just like that pig in Hobbiton. In fact, it probably was the pig in Hobbiton that does the job every morning. That's how it got it's cameo.
Wow that was weird...
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