The 2012 Annual Forumshire Awards

In my professional opinion ears stay the same size but heads shrink!

oh.. sorry.. did I offend anyone? if this thing goes two ways I should go and put some makeup on :S LOL!
but seriously.. sorry

Nothing offensive in getting old Norc! Never forget inside every old person is a young person thinking "What the *!*@ happened?"

Ditto.

We actually think it's cute when you young'uns call us old. (We used to do the same thing).

Norc wrote:oh.. sorry.. did I offend anyone? if this thing goes two ways I should go and put some makeup on :S LOL!
but seriously.. sorry

I should put some clothes on!

If you do put clothes on, please don't tell us. We'd like to keep that image!

Anyway, when I was teaching school one of the kids wandered in still looking shell shocked. She explained that she had just been to a PTA (Parent-Teacher association) meeting last night where all hell broke loose. It had shaken up her world view: somehow, somewhere she had fallen under the impression that as people grew older, they grew more mature. My but we had a good laugh over that one....

The proof of immaturity is in the pudding. Assuming the pudding is Forumshire.

Mrs Figg wrote:well ok then but I couldnt resist that picture of Orwell

Summer picnic sounds fun

I do believe you are getting better with every post, Mrs Figg. You're like red wine, methinks.

Norc wrote:13 year olds? here? haven't seen any.. you could reverse it though.. there is probably some old, swetty bloke.. in his fifties.. eating frozen pizza over his keyboards... that's even scarier!

Microwaved first.

Ally wrote:

Norc wrote:oh.. sorry.. did I offend anyone? if this thing goes two ways I should go and put some makeup on :S LOL!
but seriously.. sorry

I should put some clothes on!

Children of the Earth type, hmmmm? No electricity, eating leaves and running around al naturale! We have prisons for people like you, Ally...

{{{Note to self: Maintain Sensibly Policy and keep ignoring Amarie's incendiary posts! }}}

Orwell wrote:

Norc wrote:13 year olds? here? haven't seen any.. you could reverse it though.. there is probably some old, swetty bloke.. in his fifties.. eating frozen pizza over his keyboards... that's even scarier!

Microwaved first.

Now I understand why I enjoy this forum so much: the sheer volume of 50-ish pizza-eating blokes. I feel right at home.

Sleazy fifty year olds - with their own pizzas... Ahh....

Well, being from Essex, the only themed 'get togethers' we have here tend to be priests and hookers (the girls just dress as they normally would) or blokes dressing up as women (there are several reformations of the Spice Girls kicking the crap out of unsuspecting Atomic Kittens quite regularly).

Not sure I am at all qualified to input in to the theming of this picnic as my imagination is probably far more unsuitable and inappropriate than Jodie Marsh's existence!

You see if the English had a healthy national dress their males was not perhaps feel the need to dress up as their womenfolk all the time! And nothing is as pointless as Jodie Marsh. Except maybe Jordan.

What is it with blokes dressing us as girls. I don't see the point - and I don't like the idea of undressing a cute babe and finding a guy.

{{{People shouldn't knock it until they have tried it... it's not that bad}}}

Orwell wrote:What is it with blokes dressing us as girls.

May be a Freudian misspelling, but note what happens when you reverse 'us' and 'as' in the sentence above. Actually you don't even have to and it's even more disturbing. Perhaps you should dig a little deeper into your inner self, Orwell.

And why the cross dressing? Because it's so damn funny. Women dressing as men, ....meh. Men dressing as women? Often hysterical. Don't know why the asymmetry exists, but there you go.

Theres nowt wrong with our national dress thanks all the same. at least they have troosers on.

Your national dress looks like it was picked out by Stevie Wonder form Julian Clary's wardrobe rejects.

Looks frolicsome.

at least we dont leave a trail of slime like a snail when we sit down cos we dont wear knickers!

{{{ Figgy's in rare form today! }}}

Mrs Figg wrote:at least we dont leave a trail of slime like a snail when we sit down cos we dont wear knickers!