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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:24 am
Ewww! Someone needs to be some kind of food checker-person. Make sure NO weedcake, things that anyone is allergic to, and especially, especially, seedcake! 
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:26 am
whoops.. didn't finish there
...Gets through!!! 
...Gets through!!!
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Ally Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:45 pm
Why anyone would eat a cake made out of seeds is beyond me, I mean we're not birds...
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by odo banks Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:14 am
"I mean we're not birds..."
or are you?
or are you?
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Ringdrotten Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:33 am
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:59 pm
And I am A cat.
Meow! meow meow meow!
puuuuuuuuuuur
i am puuuuuuuuuuuurfect!
*lick lick lick* (licks paws)
Meow! meow meow meow!
puuuuuuuuuuur
i am puuuuuuuuuuuurfect!
*lick lick lick* (licks paws)
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:33 pm
I think I've wandered into a forum zoo or something. Mmmm? And still no sign of anyone making toast! 
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:38 pm
MEOW!!!
have you ever seen a cat in a zoo? (No, not couting big cats, a household cat!)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negativity!!!!!
I am full of it!!!1
have you ever seen a cat in a zoo? (No, not couting big cats, a household cat!)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negativity!!!!!
I am full of it!!!1
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Saradoc Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:48 pm
I saw a cat in a zoo once, but to be honest, I'm into more highbrow reading.
Ally's a bird,
Squach a cat,
A tyrant's call for toast unheard,
that's what we call a bad bird & a bad cat!
Even olde wisey would be proud with that, and if he isn't, I'm going to be mad!
Ally's a bird,
Squach a cat,
A tyrant's call for toast unheard,
that's what we call a bad bird & a bad cat!
Even olde wisey would be proud with that, and if he isn't, I'm going to be mad!
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Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:55 pm
Hmph!
Here is a creation of my own!
Saradoc's mean,
Ally's nice,
I am useful,
Because I get rid of mice!
:P:P:P
Wisey would be proud of that!
Here is a creation of my own!
Saradoc's mean,
Ally's nice,
I am useful,
Because I get rid of mice!
:P:P:P Wisey would be proud of that!
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:19 pm
I think a rhyme channeling cat would make a good zoo exhibition. 
Someone get me a tranquillizer dart and a big cage.
Someone get me a tranquillizer dart and a big cage.
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:46 pm
"Nooooooo"
*runs from scary kilted man*
"Arrgh! This job makes me so crabbit! come back, you ******************************"
(censored just for Petty!
)
*Scary man aims big scary gun*
BANG BANG BANG
"Huh? who turned out the lights?"
'Oh, look, a star! lots of stars!'
*goes up to a dog*
"Good kitty"
*Strokes dog*
*dog bites*
"Owwww!"
*Faints*
*runs from scary kilted man*
"Arrgh! This job makes me so crabbit! come back, you ******************************"
(censored just for Petty!
)*Scary man aims big scary gun*
BANG BANG BANG
"Huh? who turned out the lights?"
'Oh, look, a star! lots of stars!'
*goes up to a dog*
"Good kitty"
*Strokes dog*
*dog bites*
"Owwww!"
*Faints*
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by odo banks Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:01 pm
The sooner we rid Forumshire of this kind of Utterly Rampant Imagination, the better!
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Eldorion Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:09 am
I thought we were supposed to be a forum for free spirits. 
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:07 pm
"I thought we were supposed to be a forum for free spirits." - Eldo
Ha! and I say Ha! again! How dare you for shame Eldo!
Ha! and I say Ha! again! How dare you for shame Eldo!
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Kafria Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:25 pm
Does seem a little hypocritical in light of recent events!
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Saradoc Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:20 pm
Squach wrote:Hmph!
Here is a creation of my own!
Saradoc's mean,
Ally's nice,
I am useful,
Because I get rid of mice!
Wisey would be proud of that!
I am not mean,
I'm simply saying it as it is,
for all the posts I've seen,
there's a dictator in our midst,
oh yes, there is!
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:47 pm
Careful you dont get recruited by Purist Publications Saradoc- you'd fit right in! _________________
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:19 pm
What about me?
(puppy dogeyes)
(puppy dogeyes)
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Ally Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:21 pm
I want to be a liberal revisionist expert on the subject of 
s.
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:25 pm
A what-what-what??? 
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:16 pm
"What about me?"- Squach
Sorry Squach you are too young to write the sort of copy the Purist Publications like, I don't think Kafria would approve.
Although I did here a rumour that the NotP was thinking of sacking Mystic Mog, some readers apparently felt her horoscopes were a little, feline biased. So maybe you could have a go at the horoscopes. Just remember it uses the hobbit calendar and names if you do and pm me the result and I can pass it on to the NotP for consideration for their next issue.
Sorry Squach you are too young to write the sort of copy the Purist Publications like, I don't think Kafria would approve.
Although I did here a rumour that the NotP was thinking of sacking Mystic Mog, some readers apparently felt her horoscopes were a little, feline biased. So maybe you could have a go at the horoscopes. Just remember it uses the hobbit calendar and names if you do and pm me the result and I can pass it on to the NotP for consideration for their next issue.
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
by Squach Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:19 pm
Well, I am doing Horoscopes for our School mag too, so that is cool.
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