Bungo's Birthday

trying to skip past eh ? Happy Birthday Bungo old bean !!!

It's Bungo's birthday?! How did I miss this- don't remember seeing it at the bottom of the main page And the Mayor no less- deserving of a NotP front page- which means I have to go get those lazy and psychotic sods who work the printing press to do some extra work as they already working on this Sunday's full edition, better take a lot more buckie {{don't tell her Maj}} and I was planning on going to the pub too and fertilising Dave's fields later you are just ageing Bungo to make me crabbit arent you?!!

I did see it on the home page & then it disappeared ? So, I looked it up

Happy belated birthday, bungo! Hope you had a good one.

Bungo, the media shy mayor.
Happy birthday!  

Happy birthday. Or as out Welsh friends would say... happy birthday!

Yeah, it was yesterday. 27, a little too close to 30 for my personal comfort.

Nothing wrong with 30. It's 40 you gotta watch out for. That's when your body first starts to wonder if it really wants to keep up the relationship.

bungobaggins wrote:Yeah, it was yesterday. 27, a little too close to 30 for my personal comfort.

Oh your poor little pathetic bastard.. or was that snivelling little whimpy sooky cu... err...better not say it until I've got a better fix on the New Broom, what.

27! Oooooooooh! What an old and crusty oldie you are now...

Try on 57 you pre-Tweener you!

halfwise wrote:Nothing wrong with 30.  It's 40 you gotta watch out for.  That's when your body first starts to wonder if it really wants to keep up the relationship.

Oh your poor 40 or thereabouts!

halfwise wrote:Nothing wrong with 30.  It's 40 you gotta watch out for.  That's when your body first starts to wonder if it really wants to keep up the relationship.

 Ha ha, try being over the hill & far away, Im the same age as Peter Capaldi  & I dont give a shit !! Age is just a number anyway, its how you FEEL thats important
I dont look at someone & think "ooh, twenty, Im not talking to you " Personality is the chemistry

sorry I missed your birthday Bungo but I was on an airplane and traveling and stuff.

anyway Happy birthday!

I thought you hated airplanes!
Edit: oh, wrong one.

bungobaggins wrote:Yeah, it was yesterday. 27, a little too close to 30 for my personal comfort.

jeez louise the older you get, the better it gets.

edit. oops sorry that's older women.

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azriel wrote:

halfwise wrote:Nothing wrong with 30.  It's 40 you gotta watch out for.  That's when your body first starts to wonder if it really wants to keep up the relationship.

 Ha ha, try being over the hill & far away, Im the same age as Peter Capaldi  & I dont give a shit !! Age is just a number anyway, its how you FEEL thats important
I dont look at someone & think "ooh, twenty, Im not talking to you " Personality is the chemistry

I look at twentyy year olds  now and say... Ooh, it's great that I have such a big range of ages to choose from, when I was twenty I would never have even looked at a jowly overweight saggy breasted lady of 57, but now I'm rather fond of jowly overweight saggy breasted ladies of 57, providing we can find a bed big enough to fit both of us in, and if it's big enough for a twenty year old as well, all the better. 

Mrs Figg wrote:

bungobaggins wrote:Yeah, it was yesterday. 27, a little too close to 30 for my personal comfort.

jeez louise the older you get, the better it gets.

edit. oops sorry that's older women.

What would teenage chickee babes like you know anyway, Julia? 

Orwell wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:

bungobaggins wrote:Yeah, it was yesterday. 27, a little too close to 30 for my personal comfort.

jeez louise the older you get, the better it gets.

edit. oops sorry that's older women.

What would teenage chickee babes like you know anyway, Julia? 

not a lot apparently

I guess someone much much older could teach you some... Things.. You know... 

Of course, as Kenny Everett would have said: but all in the best possible taste.