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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by azriel Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:30 pm
Think yourself lucky !
Trolls are one thing, geoducks just look like giant dicks
Trolls are one thing, geoducks just look like giant dicks
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:31 pm
I think I prefer the spammers to the geodducks 
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Bluebottle Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:34 pm
Hey, you shouldn't judge people geoducks on their appearance. 
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by azriel Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:35 pm
Stick one in YOUR mouth then tell me that 
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:45 pm
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Bluebottle Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:49 pm
It's considered a delicacy apparently. 
“It’s the prime rib of clam…”
http://foodcurated.com/2010/07/dont-judge-a-clam-by-its-cover-geoducks/
“It’s the prime rib of clam…”
http://foodcurated.com/2010/07/dont-judge-a-clam-by-its-cover-geoducks/
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Bluebottle Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:26 pm
You can even get it as sushi. 
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by azriel Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:36 pm
I cant answer that
Ive never known anything to look as revolting, disgusting, repulsive & way to phallic in my life, It makes me gag !
Ive never known anything to look as revolting, disgusting, repulsive & way to phallic in my life, It makes me gag !
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by malickfan Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:03 pm
David H wrote:Back into the muck he goes...
again, sorry!
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by David H Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:12 pm
I'm told that's the original Muck and 'duck 
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by malickfan Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:15 pm
David H wrote:I'm told that's the original Muck and 'duck
What is it with you and oddly shaped vegetables/creepy wildlife?
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I think what comes out of a pig's rear end is more akin to what Peejers has given us-Azriel 20/9/2014
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by David H Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:28 pm
What is it with you and oddly shaped vegetables/creepy wildlife?
I like to think of myself as both a producer and a connoisseur.
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Ringdrotten Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:55 pm
halfwise wrote:Bluebottle wrote:A troll attack.. and I missed it?
It's Ringo who should be hanging his head in shame. Never thought he'd let one slip through the boundaries.
It was a link to a movie I don't even remember from 15 minutes ago, with a full page full of search terms.
Fighting trolls is a hard life, and usually goes unappreciated. When you're doing it right, nobody notices, and the commoners are happy. But when you make one false step they all notice how you failed doing what you, all things concidered, do best. We spend our lonely days and nights in the mountains, and are shunned by hikers - do they offer us a cup of coffee by the campfire if we stop by? No, they offer us the unpleasant end of a double-barreled shotgun and say "begone!". I shall now return to my wanderings and continue the hunt, and try to do better this time. I am sorry. I have let you all down.
If I should return, think better of me.
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by azriel Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:41 pm
No Ringo, do not flee into the night harbouring thoughts that you have deserted us 
For wearily you have trod the mystic highways of hell in your quest to vanquish this evil amongst us. Pray take no heed to dark thoughts & return to us safely, ere our need is great.
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:51 pm
And bring me back some chips will you?
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Mrs Figg Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:54 pm
''If I should return, think better of me.'' Ringo
That depends on the manner of your return and if you wash the Troll bogeys off your hands before you eat your dinner.
That depends on the manner of your return and if you wash the Troll bogeys off your hands before you eat your dinner.
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:57 pm
Yeah and do that last bit Figg told you to before you get my chips!
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:00 am
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by Bluebottle Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:32 pm
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by RA Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:43 pm
I'm also not good at being a spammer. Maybe that's a good thing though
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Re: I'm a worthless spammer
by azriel Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:45 pm
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