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Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Tinuviel Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:37 am
So apparently Orlando took a swing at Justin Bieber the other night because Bieber said, "Hey bitch" or something demeaning, and apparently was hanging around with Miranda Kerr last year. Ugh. I don't like how these two are in a headline together, unless Orlando actually beat the crap out of him 
http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/29/orlando-bloom-justin-bieber-ibiza-fight-bar-miranda-kerr/
http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/29/orlando-bloom-justin-bieber-ibiza-fight-bar-miranda-kerr/
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by halfwise Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:07 am
Ooo...this could be more entertaining than a catfight. 
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Eldorion Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:11 am
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Norc Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:05 pm
Ok so in a lot of media bloom is applauded for the "punch" which is kinda stupid, to promote violence like that, but it was more of a slap really and they're both grown ups (at least bieber is on paper) and bieber is a little shit so it's ok.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by halfwise Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:12 pm
I wonder if there's any set intersection between the bloomers and the beliebers? Any 13 year old girl horrified that her two pretty boys might both end up with broken noses?
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by David H Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:32 pm
If only Obama had deported Bieber like the petition asked, we'd have been spared this! 
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Tinuviel Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:05 pm
I don't think this happened in America actually, but on some island. Apparently other celebrities were present. And in my book, Bieber and his cronies don't hold a candle to the Orlando Bloom fan base, especially since Bieber has been such a creep over the past year. Chicago blames him for not making it to the Stanley Cup final because he stood on the Blackhawks seal last year!!! We're very bitter about it! 
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:04 pm
Celebrity Island Punch Up- I'm copyrighting that idea
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by bungobaggins Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:08 pm
The less attention given to Justin Beaver, the sooner he'll just go away.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Eldorion Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:36 pm
halfwise wrote:I wonder if there's any set intersection between the bloomers and the beliebers? Any 13 year old girl horrified that her two pretty boys might both end up with broken noses?
All the 13-year-old girls who loved Orly are in college (or graduated) already, and he hasn't really been in anything other than The Hobbit to attract new masses of fangirls since POTC ended back in 2007. He's old now.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Eldorion Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:37 pm
Norc wrote:Ok so in a lot of media bloom is applauded for the "punch" which is kinda stupid, to promote violence like that
People love violence though.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Tinuviel Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:40 am
Especially when it's directed at Bieber
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by halfwise Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:42 am
Eldorion wrote:TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
Shouldn't it be TWO PRETTY BOYS ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES! ?
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Eldorion Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:39 am
That just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Mrs Figg Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:19 pm
Orlando should surf Biebers quiff
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:21 pm
Is that euphemism? 
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Mrs Figg Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:26 pm
probably if I knew what a youthaminsim was
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:57 pm
Its like a double entrende, but more singular.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Mrs Figg Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:27 pm
Mrs Slocombe was singular, but she wanted to couple.
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Re: Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber
by Forest Shepherd Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:22 pm
So she hooked a couple fellows in a slatternly sort of way.
Brought them to her chamber and led them quite astray.
Brought them to her chamber and led them quite astray.
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